Dear Career Ladies,
The line worked for a long time, but it's over: saying "When a man is tough, they say he's assertive. When a woman is tough, they say she's a bitch" is the equivalent of announcing to everyone in a sixty office radius that you are, without question, an enormous bitch on wheels, a "C-U-Next-Tuesday" non pareil. And that no one likes you. At all. So stop using it to treat everyone around you like captives of a corporate concentration camp, or we'll staple your ass to your Aeron and wheel it into the elevator shaft.
And I'd be very careful about leaving an open can of Diet Coke around if I were you.
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